No tomatoes, please.

I said no tomatoes on my sandwich.
Then I pulled to the stop sign, opened my sandwich, saw the tomato, took it off, rolled down my window, chucked it out the window.
THEN it hit the window of the car next to me... And stuck there.

Could I have paid more attention to what I was doing?
Could I have NOT chucked a tomato out of my car?
Could I have just waited to dispose of my tomato?

Probably. But that didn't happened.

So I maintained eye contact with the tomato hit car driver and smiled awkwardly as I waived.

I was hoping the story ended with him getting my number, he didn't think any of this was the least bit endearing.

Tally ho!