I quit smoking.

I pulled one of those white bic pens out of my purse and held it in my mouth while I continued to look for a piece of paper when a homeless man across the road screamed "Just QUIT, you're destroying the world!!" I thought about it for a second and then took the pen out of my mouth, pretended to squash it into the ground and then screamed back "done and done!" and walked away. Now I am out a pen.