Hardcore.



Just saw a biker with the name “Metal Mucil” on his leather jacket.

Win.

stop listening...



Overheard...

“If you could open the worlds soul, all that you would see are kittens and fatties.”

No recordings here.



I though the announcements on trax were recorded until just now when one said “Galivan…wait. Nope. This is city center. Sorry.” Who knew.

Dear world...



Brought to you by Aaron Rawson:
Dear World:
  If you are wondering what would incite me to murder, it is text messaging via voice, on a train, at 6:30am.
But if for some reason that fails, go ahead and shake a plastic bag for a while, then play with the fun balloon you made out of the air trapped within...

meh



It’s an odd feeling when you see a lady on trax and think “Hey, I’ve been bitten by her before.”

Let's hear it for the kids!



On trax. It stops. A man stands at the door and starts screaming “how do I get off!!” 

A child runs up and hits the button. 

Children FOR THE WIN!

noises



I just shivered and snorted at the same time (accidentlly) and scared the crap out of the kid that walked past me.