When hunger strikes.
A man walked past a seat that had a snickers candy bar wrapper on it, stopped, backed up, picked it up and licked it clean.
Grunts
Bought to you by Chris Kennedy.
Got you another trax story.
An older gentleman, clearly wasted, gets on the train (blue line) grunting with every move. He sits down and three stops later he stands up grunting even louder and then starts yelling, "where's the blue! I need to go to gateway! Where's the blue!"
A kind man tells him he's on it. The grunting man walks to him and a book falls out of a hole in his back pocket. It takes him a while and some coaxing from the nice man for him to retrieve it.
The rest of the ride, the grunting man sits next to the nice man muttering thank you and fidgeting with the plastic bag in his hands.
Got you another trax story.
An older gentleman, clearly wasted, gets on the train (blue line) grunting with every move. He sits down and three stops later he stands up grunting even louder and then starts yelling, "where's the blue! I need to go to gateway! Where's the blue!"
A kind man tells him he's on it. The grunting man walks to him and a book falls out of a hole in his back pocket. It takes him a while and some coaxing from the nice man for him to retrieve it.
The rest of the ride, the grunting man sits next to the nice man muttering thank you and fidgeting with the plastic bag in his hands.
Where are you getting your iron?
An old lady: "what are you eating?"
A young man: "... a banana."
The old lady: "I love bananas. I get low on iron sometimes."
A young man: "... a banana."
The old lady: "I love bananas. I get low on iron sometimes."
fluids.
Just watched a guy spit a huge lougie on theTrax stop.
It isn't so much that he spit, it's just that I never knew so much saliva/junk could be held in ones mouth.
If that had hit someone, I am confident they wouldn't have survived.
It isn't so much that he spit, it's just that I never knew so much saliva/junk could be held in ones mouth.
If that had hit someone, I am confident they wouldn't have survived.
Living the Game
She jumped, she swerved and she laughed as she played her game. It was absolutely delightful to experience her "pass this level" along with her.
Answering the tough questions of life.
Drunk man stops me and says “Do you dye your hair because you are rebelling against God or because you are cool?"
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