Where are you getting your iron?

An old lady: "what are you eating?"

A young man: "... a banana."

The old lady: "I love bananas. I get low on iron sometimes."

fluids.

Just watched a guy spit a huge lougie on theTrax stop.

It isn't so much that he spit, it's just that I never knew so much saliva/junk could be held in ones mouth.

If that had hit someone, I am confident they wouldn't have survived.

Living the Game

She jumped, she swerved and she laughed as she played her game. It was absolutely delightful to experience her "pass this level" along with her.

Answering the tough questions of life.

Drunk man stops me and says “Do you dye your hair because you are rebelling against God or because you are cool?"

Hardcore.

Just saw a biker with the name “Metal Mucil” on his leather jacket.

Win.

stop listening...

Overheard...

“If you could open the worlds soul, all that you would see are kittens and fatties.”

No recordings here.

I though the announcements on trax were recorded until just now when one said “Galivan…wait. Nope. This is city center. Sorry.” Who knew.